Star Wars prequels were so bad that Disney pretends they don’t exist

Just like what Pixar did to Cars 2 with Cars 3, as said in https://www.polygon.com/2017/6/16/15821010/cars-2-pixar-cars-3 (I don’t like that Pixar did that, and I think Cars 2 was great), the Star Wars sequel trilogy pretends that the prequel trilogy never happened.

Cars 3 is to Cars 2 and Star Wars Episodes VII-IX are to I, II, and III.

No mention of Count Dooku, Gungans, midichlorians, or things like those in the Star Wars sequels. None of the planets that appear in the prequels but not the originals appear in any of the sequels.

George Lucas wouldn’t have done that.

The only words I notice that were said in the prequels and sequels but not the originals are “Sith” and “Darth Sidious,” the latter said in Episode VIII: The Last Jedi but not in Episode VII: The Force Awakens.

In some ways but not all ways, this “pretending the prequels don’t exist” good. I don’t like the concept of midichlorians. And I don’t like the gungans like Jar-Jar Binks and other cheesy unpalatable elements of the prequels.

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Review for Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

No spoilers intended.
I had high expectations for the movie.
I rate it three to four out of five stars.
Good movie, not as good as I hoped.
First of all, the film draws little or none directly from the Expanded Universe, now called Legends. It was confirmed by Lucasfilm on April 12 2014 that films VII, VIII, and IX would not tell the same story told in the post Return of the Jedi Expanded Universe. But not draw from the Expanded Universe in whole or in part? None of the characters, ships, planets, and organizations and other things from the Expanded Universe appear in films? Why? I think the films should draw at least some from the Expanded Universe. All material of the Expanded Universe is no longer canon? Just the six films and The Clone Wars? Why not just have a small portion of the material of the Expanded Universe remain canon? I think films VII, VIII, and IX should partially follow the Expanded Universe. I know the films are different from the Expanded Universe to give writers maximum creative freedom and preserve an element of surprise for the audience. I think yes, at least some things should be done in the films. Just keep some of the Expanded Universe.
Second of all, Han and Leia have only one son in the films, and not multiple children like in the Expanded Universe. That is not as cool. Not as much offspring from Han and Leia. I don’t know how to explain that better. Not much is passed on from Han and Leia.
Third of all, Luke doesn’t have any children. I know in the old republic, Jedi were forbidden to marry. But Luke would change some rules, because the code forbidding Jedi to marry is unreasonable and should be at least softened, not necessarily removed. I also know that Luke seems to be asexual, but that seems to be disproven by Luke’s love for Leia in Episode V, before Luke knows that Leia was his sister. After Luke discovered that Leia is his sister, Luke could find another woman to love. Luke’s children… Rey? It has been speculated that she is his daughter, but there’s a chance she’s not a relative. Other theories here(Don’t look at it if you don’t what to be spoiled).
No spoilers intended! Sorry if I spoil anything. Comment if you think I spoiled anything.
What do you think? Say so in the comment.

Crossover fan fiction

Sorry if there are any spoilers!

Marvel vs. Zelda

• When Link holds the Power Infinity Stone, his hearts drop. Every second, half of a heart is lost.
• Doctor Strange portal for Link to go far across Hyrule.

Marvel vs. Zelda Twilight Princess

Thanos at Mirror of Twilight with Infinity Gauntlet. Thanos banished by Sages into Twilight Realm. What trouble would Thanos do there to the Twili?

Doctor Strange vs. Frozen

Elsa freezes Anna. Doctor Strange uses the Eye of Agamotto to rewind time to when Anna was not frozen. In other words, unfreeze Anna. Better not get into a time paradox.

Zelda Twilighr Princess vs. Mario Sunshine

Bowser and Bowser Junior at Mirror of Twilight. Sages banish the, into the Twilight Realm. Now, Bowser Junior goops the Twili.

Star Trek vs. Zelda Twilight Princess

Twilight Enterprise: Twilight portal shape on top and bottom of Enterprise transporter port. When beamed out of the ship and off the planet, character turns into twilight particles. When beamed onto transporter or planet, twilight particles turn back into character.

Doctor Strange vs. Lord of the Rings

Doctor Strange portal to let Frodo and Sam to the cave at Mount Doom.

Doctor Strange vs. Zelda Twilight Princess

Kaecilius at Mirror of Twilight. Sages try to arrest him but he used planar manipulation. Ancient One gets planes back into order, and the Sages use the Mirror of Twilight to banish Kaecilius into the Twilight Realm. Kaecilius then uses planar manipulation to get the Palace of Twilight out of order.

Zelda Majora’s Mask vs. Beauty and the Beast

Link plays Song of Healing to turn the Beast back into the Prince. Breaks the spell as well. Beast’s mask given to Link.

Zelda Majora’s Mask vs. Shrek

Link plays Song of Healing, turning Fiona back from ogress to human. Ogre’s mask given to Link.

Zelda vs. Inside Out

Link falls into memory dump and voids out.

Doctor Strange vs. Beauty and the Beast

Doctor Strange uses portal to let Belle warp into the castle to warn the Beast

Last petal of the Enchanted Rose falls. Doctor Strange uses the Eye of Agamotto to rewind time and get the petals back on the rose, so the spell can be broken. Doctor Strange better not get himself, the Beast, Belle, or the animate objects into a time paradox.

Might add some more later. Sorry if there are any spoilers! Sorry, I was a week and two days late on my posting schedule, which is at the front of the page. I was not responsible. Sorry. Edit note: I added some fan crossovers.

Rumor Weed kiss Larry-Boy

The rumor weed has bright red lips that look like they could kiss.
What would Alfred(Archibald) think if the Rumor Weed kissed LarryBoy?
Fan fiction:
Zurg: Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear!
Rumor Weed: “Kiss Larry-Boy! Kiss Larry-Boy! Kiss Larry-Boy!”
Larry-Boy and the Rumor Weed kiss cartoon.
Rumor Weed kiss lipstick!

Next gen racer Jackson Storm

Always been a big fan of Lightning McQueen. He even idolized McQueen. Jackson Storm has dreamed of becoming a real race car like Lightning McQueen, and even beating McQueem. His dream came true when he beat Lightning McQueen in 2016.
I don’t know, but I might be making up some of these stories. Do you think I am? Say so in the comment.

Rumor Weed’s lipstick

Look at that fancy dark purple-red lipstick:

Larry-Boy and the Rumor Weed goof

The rumor weed is a green weed with blonde hair, bright red lips (actually, I think green lips covered in red lipstick), pink glasses, and a pearl necklace.
But when the Mother Weed (who is the boss while the rumor weeds are the enemies) emerges from the sewer, her lips are green, without lipstick.

And a black hole in the back of her head

But in the following shot when she goes up the town hall, her lips are back to red.